Jenna Jameson’s Life in a Movie?

Wouldn’t that just be like.. another porno? But I guess this skank really thinks there’s something deeper and more interesting about her life than normal people so she’s coming out with a movie.. wait no, a movie based on her autobiography, “How To Make Love Like A Porn Star.” And Jenna wants Scarlett Johansson to be the lead. Humm. I’m not quite sure what to say because I think Scarlett may be too mature for this type of sleeze. However, no one thought Fabio would be hit in the face by a bird while on a rollercoaster, so one can’t be too sure, can they? Anyway, when asked about Scarlett playing the role of herself, Jenna said:

“We’re looking at Scarlett. She’s my choice.  I think she’s beautiful.”

Is it just me or does Jenna Jameson look like she’s done just a little too much porn?

David Arquette talks to Howard Stern.

 

I can’t imagine why David Arquette would go on Howard Stern for any other reason THAN Jennifer Aniston. Okay, Courtney Cox does have that new FX show ‘Dirt’ but honestly, who is really interested in that?? I sort of feel bad for David Arquette, because he probably doesn’t even know Jennifer Aniston that well at all. Jennifer and Courtney are BFF, but they’re probably such stuck up bitches that he’s not allowed to talk to either one of them. And he probably can never bring up the Scream movies. But anyway, he was really polite. Check out his coversation with Howard Stern from Wednesday morning.

On Jen, Brad and Angie:
Howard: How hard it must have been for you, your wife is best friends with Jennifer Aniston, so you’re in the middle of that whole thing.
David: Jennifer’s great. When the marriage ended, it was sad.

Howard: Do you have to act like Brad’s an ass all the time?
David: No, I love Brad, he’s a great guy. He did some stuff that hurt our friend, but you know…

Howard: Do you ever see Jen cry?
David: No, no, never, not one tear shed.

Howard: There was speculation that the whole Vince Vaughn thing wasn’t true, that they never actually dated.
David: No, no, they dated, they really cared about each other.

Howard: How did you hear that Brad split? Did Courtney tell you?
David: Um, we knew, we all knew about it.

Howard: When did you find out he was sleeping with Angelina, did you know that?
David: That part was pretty much a surprise.

Howard: Did you give Jen advice, talk to her about her marriage?
David: In general, I think that if something’s not working out between people, you just move on.

Howard: Well they were working until Angelina came along..
David: Yeah, they wouldn’t have broke up if not for that. [laughs]

But all kidding aside with this whole thing, Jennifer is the greatest girl. Those magazines, they take something and it’s working for them so they play it out, but she’s not really that sad about the whole thing. She’s the greatest, she’s such a sweetheart, she’s so funny.

Howard: I don’t think Jen should hate her, she should hate Brad not Angelina.
David: I don’t think Jennifer hates her either, I don’t think it’s like that. The way they depict it is completely wrong. She’s a very strong woman, she’s totally solid and she’s just got a great attitude.

Howard: Have you talked to Brad?
David: I spoke to him once. We didn’t actually speak, I texted him, I just said congratulations on the baby and he wrote back.

Text message, ha! David isn’t even allowed to call Brad Pitt. I’m sure Courtney Cox said “If you do that, I will divorce you.” Anyway, he seems like a cool guy. What do you think??

Source: Perez Hilton.

If you want to see Ashlee Simpson in a bikini..

Then it’s your lucky day! The really famous celebrities haven’t been doing much these last few days, so I’m resorting to putting up a half-nude picture of stinky Ashlee Simpson on my blog. I’m not sure that anyone really likes her, is attracted to her, or even cares that she is still around.. however, she looks pretty decent in a bikini. Minus the bruises. So. Here it is. And here’s to hoping this next week will be way more eventful.

Justin Timberlake writes a song about Britney Spears… again.

Justin Timberlake is newly single. But he wrote this “I’m so clearly not over what happened to me and I want to ruffle the skirt of a one Miss Britney Spears” song while he was still dating Cameron Diaz. So what gives? Although it goes that Justin broke up with Cameron, maybe she got pissed off by his new CD and gave him some sort of ultimatum? I don’t know. Point is, his new single is titled “What Goes Around (Comes Around)” and Justin just picked Scarlett Johanssen to be in the music video. New love affair? I hope! Here are the mean, true, and funny (short) lyrics from the new song:

 What Goes Around (Comes Around)

Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand

So why your love went away
I just can’t seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way

Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it’s really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should’ve known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It’s breaking my heart to watch you run around
‘Cause I know that you’re living a lie
That’s okay baby ’cause in time you will find…

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it’s all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Let me paint this picture for you, baby

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get’s a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he’s doing to you
What you did to me
Ain’t that the way it goes

You cheated girl
My heart bleeds girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right

But girl I ain’t somebody with a lot of sympathy
You’ll see

Beyonce snubbed for Dreamgirls’ “Listen”

Apparently, Beyonce helped co-write the song “Listen” featured in the motion-picture Dreamgirls. Sadly, the academy only allows three names for each song, and they snubbed Big B. Maybe they read my blog and realized what a snotty, stuck-up, annoying bitch Beyonce really is? Humm. One can only hope.

“Officially, she’s listed as one of the song’s four writers, but the motion-picture academy only permits three names – max – as a credit…The Oscars’ songwriting branch has decided to qualify only Henry Krieger, Anne Preven and Scott Cutler for writing “Listen.” No explanation is given for why Beyonce is excluded over the others. Is this just one of those cases of where the singer insisted upon having her name added to credits as part of her performance deal? In media interviews, she’s often said that she was truly involved in its songwriting. Apparently, not to the extent as her three collaborators, according to the Oscars.”

Source: Us Weekly Magazine

Some Women of “The Duel” on MTV

 

 

 

Jodi Weatherton, 27, was originally on Road Rules: X-Tream in 2004, but has since appeared in various MTV challenge shows, including The Inferno 2, The Gauntlet 2, and most currently The Duel. Jodie was born on April 1, 1981 and currently lives in Vienna, Virginia. She graduated from Virginia Commonwealth University in 2004 with a major in psychology and currently is working for Nestle Waters North America selling Deer Park Waters. She claims to be a born-again Christian, having just graduated from bible school on May 5th. Her favorite television shows include Grey’s Anatomy and The O.C. Jodi is single, looking for a good, Christian guy to be with. Jodi is often criticized for her new found Christianity because of some of the things she does while on MTV. You can see her Myspace page here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diem Brown, now 25 years old, was first featured on MTV’s Fresh Meat located in Australia in September of 2005. After being chosen for the MTV challenge show, Diem was diagnosed with Stage 2 ovarian cancer. Due to the cancer, Diem had one of her ovaries, several lymph nodes and part of her fallopian tube removed. While going through chemo and treatment, Diem let MTV camera’s follow her on her tough journey. The footage, which could be put together to make a full special, is in production to possibly be aired later this year. Diem is now part of The Duel, and while she gets eliminated in the 14th episode by castmate Aneesa Ferreira, she was a fierce competitor. On the show, Diem removed her wig for the first time for a challenge. She was featured in Glamour and you can read the interview and article with her right here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kina Dean, first featured in the 13th season of Road Rules: X-Tream, has since been brought back by MTV to compete in the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Battle of the Sexes II, The Gauntlet II, and also The Duel. Kina is dating another MTV alum, Randy Barry, from The Real World San Diego. She loses to Svetlana Shusterman in The Duel and is sent home in the 12th episode. Kina graduated from the University of Massachusetts Amhurst with a degree in psychology. You can find out more about MTV star Kina Dean from her info page on Wikipedia, by clicking here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Robin Hibbard, quite possibly one of the most popular MTV reality show stars, made her show debut on The Real World San Diego. Since then, Robin Hibbard has appeared on Battle of the Sexes II, The Inferno II, and now The Duel. Robin is best known for having huge boobs, which she first proclaimed them being real on the first episode of The Real World San Diego. Robin is a former employee of the Coyote Ugly bar. You can see partially nude pictures of Robin Hibbard in a calendar called “The Sexiest Women of Reality TV.” While on the show, Robin assaulted a marine and was thrown into jail overnight. On the 10th episode of The Duel, Robin lost to Aneesa and was sent home. You can see nude pictures of Robin on my blog, by searching for or clicking on her name. To find out additional facts on Robin, you can click here.

Merry Christmas

Tara Conner manages to keep her crown, that skank.

The Donald must like skanky girls. I’ll bet he set up a deal with her.. he will let her keep the crown if she does a sexy dance for him everynight. Milania who? Mmm Hmm. Anyway, Donald Trump let Tara Conner keep her crown after all the controversy involving her underage drinking, drug use, and hard-core partying and possibly lesbian ways. Good for her. Now she’s like other celebrities, but with a crown.

The Oscars and it’s Contenders

When I was growing up, I was always watched the Oscars. I don’t know why, those damn things are so long. I guess I always wanted to see who would win, and who was wearing what. Either way, I haven’t watched them since Julia buck-teeth Roberts won an Oscar for that movie Erin Brockovich (sp). This year I will watch them, unless something better like Deal or No Deal, The Girls Next Door, E!’s THS, the local news.. hell, who am I kidding? I’m not watching them unless there’s absolutely nothing else on and I can’t find the remote. But I’ll sure as hell read about who was wearing what and who was the big winner & loser. The new Us Weekly has a great “Countdown to Oscars” section that I recommend checking out for a full list. Here are just a few I care about:

Best Actress (possible contenders)

Kate Winslet, “Little Children” The Titanic star is fabulous as a tired U.S. suburban mom. She’s so Brit, I love her! She got robbed with Titanic, she better flipping win this time! (Critics are saying her depiction of an American suburban housewife may be too cruel or “cold” to win her the Oscar. Guess they don’t know what it’s like!)

Meryl Streep, “The Devil Wears Prada” This 57 year old actress deserves the nod because she did a splendid job in the film, but also because she is MERYL STREEP! Most audiences (the ones who have seen “Death Becomes Her” at least) love her and only want to see her be rewarded. Critics are thinking that the movie came out too early to receive a nod, however. If she doesn’t get a nod, it’s because Anne Hathaway was in it.

Renee Zellweger, “Miss Potter” Although the film isn’t released until December 29, many people in the industry have seen the film and love it. I bet I’ll love it, too. The movie is about Beatrix Potter, the woman who wrote the story of “The Tale of Peter Rabbit.” The story of her life must be fascinating, and although I think Renee Zellweger is sort of hideous, I absolutely adore her because of Bridget Jones’s Diary. While I’d rather Kate Winslet win, Renee is my second choice.

Penelope Cruz, “Volver” Damn just the name of the movie sounds sexy. Because she went back to her native Spain to film Volver, a movie about a woman who covers up a murder, Penelope speaks so freely without restrictions, which allows her to relax and feel the part the way Julia Roberts does in Erin Brockovich. The downer? The film didn’t do well at the box office, so we’ll see. She’s damn sexy though, isn’t she?

 Best Actor (possible contenders)

Matt Damon, “The Good Shepherd” Us Weekly’s Burr writes “It’s an incredibly interior role… he does nothing, yet converys a lot.” Whatever that means. I think that means he looks hot, does a lot of facial expressions and dramatic body turns. Oh yeah, and gets to make out with hot-as-hell Angelina Jolie. Why he won’t win? Not sure, haven’t seen the film.

Leonardo DiCaprio, “Blood Diamond” Have you seen this movie or the previews for it? Not only does Leonardo DiCaprio do an excellent job with his Australian accent, but he’s also a phenomenally overlooked and underbooked actor. He deserved an award for his work in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” (with Johnny Depp) and for “Titanic.” But now, there’s no way they can ignore him in this film.. unless of course he get’s nominated for “The Departed”.. a confusing cop drama with a lot of celebrities. It’s more likely to get nominated because of the hype, whereas “Blood Diamond” is more deserving. We’ll see, though.

Will Smith, “The Pursuit of Happyness” It’s a true story that touches many hearts. Just like (as I’ve mentioned twice already) Erin Brockovich. That and Jayden is the little boy in the movie and is actually Will Smith’s son in real life, so people will eat that crap up like cookie dough ice cream on their birthday. I’m saying it’s a good film, and the real life guy was on Oprah and the story is pretty cool.

Forest Whitaker, “The Last King of Scotland” Us Weekly says Whitaker will get a nod because he “rips through the screen” but I thought he ripped through the screen in “Panic Room” but the Oscars snubbed him because the film was too much horror, I guess. I haven’t seen the film, but I’ve seen the best of Forest Whitaker’s movies, like 1992’s “Consenting Adults”, and I have no doubt that he rocks hard.

Well, those are the two most important categories for me. Best Supporting Actress/Actor tomorrow maybe. I’ll end this blog with a sexy picture of Penelope Cruz because, why the hell not? AMIRITE!

(Safe for work)

 

Britney on Tuesday trying to make her record sales go up…

By buying her own CD! Haha, I love it! It’s so… pathetic!

 

It’s funny though, isn’t it?