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David Arquette talks to Howard Stern.

January 11, 2007


I can’t imagine why David Arquette would go on Howard Stern for any other reason THAN Jennifer Aniston. Okay, Courtney Cox does have that new FX show ‘Dirt’ but honestly, who is really interested in that?? I sort of feel bad for David Arquette, because he probably doesn’t even know Jennifer Aniston that well at all. Jennifer and Courtney are BFF, but they’re probably such stuck up bitches that he’s not allowed to talk to either one of them. And he probably can never bring up the Scream movies. But anyway, he was really polite. Check out his coversation with Howard Stern from Wednesday morning.

On Jen, Brad and Angie:
Howard: How hard it must have been for you, your wife is best friends with Jennifer Aniston, so you’re in the middle of that whole thing.
David: Jennifer’s great. When the marriage ended, it was sad.

Howard: Do you have to act like Brad’s an ass all the time?
David: No, I love Brad, he’s a great guy. He did some stuff that hurt our friend, but you know…

Howard: Do you ever see Jen cry?
David: No, no, never, not one tear shed.

Howard: There was speculation that the whole Vince Vaughn thing wasn’t true, that they never actually dated.
David: No, no, they dated, they really cared about each other.

Howard: How did you hear that Brad split? Did Courtney tell you?
David: Um, we knew, we all knew about it.

Howard: When did you find out he was sleeping with Angelina, did you know that?
David: That part was pretty much a surprise.

Howard: Did you give Jen advice, talk to her about her marriage?
David: In general, I think that if something’s not working out between people, you just move on.

Howard: Well they were working until Angelina came along..
David: Yeah, they wouldn’t have broke up if not for that. [laughs]

But all kidding aside with this whole thing, Jennifer is the greatest girl. Those magazines, they take something and it’s working for them so they play it out, but she’s not really that sad about the whole thing. She’s the greatest, she’s such a sweetheart, she’s so funny.

Howard: I don’t think Jen should hate her, she should hate Brad not Angelina.
David: I don’t think Jennifer hates her either, I don’t think it’s like that. The way they depict it is completely wrong. She’s a very strong woman, she’s totally solid and she’s just got a great attitude.

Howard: Have you talked to Brad?
David: I spoke to him once. We didn’t actually speak, I texted him, I just said congratulations on the baby and he wrote back.

Text message, ha! David isn’t even allowed to call Brad Pitt. I’m sure Courtney Cox said “If you do that, I will divorce you.” Anyway, he seems like a cool guy. What do you think??

Source: Perez Hilton.



December 14, 2006

Angelina “homewrecker” Jolie is in January’s Vogue magazine. It is the first time she has spoken candidly about Brad, Jennifer, and her being a skanky cheater. (<–ok she doesn’t mention that last part.)

When it comes to Brad:

“I didn’t know much about exactly where Brad was in his personal life [when they met on the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”]. But it was clear he was with his best friend, someone he loves and respects…Brad was a huge surprise to me. I, like most people, had a very distant impression of him from . . . the media.”

How the homewrecking started:

“I think we were the last two people who were looking for a relationship. I certainly wasn’t. I was quite content to be a single mom…Because of the film, we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened. I think a few months in I realized, ‘God, I can’t wait to get to work,’…We just became kind of a pair.”

How the homewrecking happened

“And it took until, really, the end of the shoot for us, I think, to realize that it might mean something more than we’d earlier allowed ourselves to believe…Not as exciting as what a lot of people would like to believe. We spent a lot of time contemplating and thinking and talking about what we both wanted in life and realized that we wanted very, very similar things.”

Jennifer Aniston:

“I did [once meet Aniston], but it was not a proper meeting. We’ve, like, passed each other and said ‘hi’ briefly, shook hands. But not a real sit-down-and-talk kind of meeting. That would be her decision [for a long sit-down], and I would welcome it.”

Oh, P.S. Have you ever noticed Julia Roberts’ big vein in her forehead whe she laughs or cries? Well it seems Angie’s got it too. Check it out. Gross.


I can’t believe.. & Isn’t it strange..

October 31, 2006

I can’t believe…

  • that Katie Holmes really loves Tom Cruise.. no, really, I can’t believe it.
  • Reese Witherspoon didn’t break up with Ryan Phillippe’s jealous ass earlier than this
  • Bob Saget has a new gig on a crappier than crappy, extremely hyped up game show
  • in Scientology based soley on the idea that they believe in Aliens. Whatever.
  • that Lindsay Lohan would ever forgive Paris Hilton for laughing so rudely when Brandon Davis trash talked her, and her parts below.. (“Firecrotch!”)
  • in the idea that Ashlee Simpson actually does a good job as Roxie Hart in Chicago. Yeah, right.
  • in Jessica Simpson, her music, or the fact that she didn’t cheat on Nick Lachey. She’s such a big-head.
  • Helen Hunt won an Oscar for As Good As It Gets. She’s a horrible actress. Period.
  • that Keith Urban is in rehab for alcohol addiction but Nicole Kidman isn’t in rehab for anything. I mean, come on.
  • Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are finally friends again.
  • how mean all of the Carters are to one another on the reality show House of Carters.
  • MTV is growing so much that they now have MTV 3. Is that necessary?
  • that Perez Hilton hates Jennifer Aniston so much, but he loovees her MAN HANDS!
  • Dateline NBC’s show To Catch A Predator isn’t more popular.. It’s fabulous.

Isn’t it strange…

  • how freakishly skinny Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham is?
  • that all the couples that have had their own reality shows on MTV have ended up divorcing? (Carmen & Dave, Jessica & Nick, and Travis & Shanna..)
  • that people are still interested in American Idol? Isn’t it on it’s like, 9th season?
  • that Kelly Clarkson thinks she’s big enough to be a diva and talk shit on real celebrities? Bitch, let’s not forget you became famous from a reality show. KTHX.
  • that Anna Nicole Smith had a baby out of no where and she was never photographed being pregnant?
  • how Katie Couric looks like an alien on CBS but always looked pretty decent on NBC?
  • that Lindsay Lohan had a paranoid attack in her car on Sunday morning around 7ish? (Still partying at 7am and you get paranoid? Maybe that’s because you need sleep. And probably a sandwich, crazy ass.)
  • Carnie Wilson has gained almost all of her weight back since she has G.B. surgery and was on Howard Stern after she got skinny?
  • Fabulous got shot and no one really cared? Haha.
  • That Mischa Barton was photographed going apeshit, crying a river in her car and no one knows why?

All for now. Anything to add, anyone??