Archive for the ‘Britney Spears’ Category

Big Head Britney Loves Herself.

January 22, 2007

Shocker.

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Britney’s New Album?

January 9, 2007

 In this video, Britney is bumping songs off her new album. Sounds crappy.

Britney lies to her fans!

January 5, 2007

 

Britney Spears is full of shit. I thought by dumpin K-Fed she was starting a new, less-trashy her. Instead she actually got worse.. I mean, yeah she wears brand name clothes and stuff like that, but she is drinking much more and appearing in public wayy more sloshed than she used to. I am beginning to be less and less of a Paris Hilton fan, but I still defend Paris when it comes to this: Britney told Paris she couldn’t be seen in public with her anymore because she has a bad reputation! HA! WTF is that? I guess showing your nasty beaver and C-section scars is a good thing? Whatever. I have honestly lost hope that Britney Spears will get her shit together. At this rate, she will probably gain more weight, lose her kids, and be on that one show where all the has-been celebs live in a house together. What’s that show called again? The Surreal Life. Anyway, here’s the crock of shit letter Britney Spears wrote on her homepage to her fans:

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being.Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me”, I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free”. I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

What a load.

Justin Timberlake writes a song about Britney Spears… again.

January 5, 2007

Justin Timberlake is newly single. But he wrote this “I’m so clearly not over what happened to me and I want to ruffle the skirt of a one Miss Britney Spears” song while he was still dating Cameron Diaz. So what gives? Although it goes that Justin broke up with Cameron, maybe she got pissed off by his new CD and gave him some sort of ultimatum? I don’t know. Point is, his new single is titled “What Goes Around (Comes Around)” and Justin just picked Scarlett Johanssen to be in the music video. New love affair? I hope! Here are the mean, true, and funny (short) lyrics from the new song:

 What Goes Around (Comes Around)

Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand

So why your love went away
I just can’t seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way

Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it’s really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should’ve known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It’s breaking my heart to watch you run around
‘Cause I know that you’re living a lie
That’s okay baby ’cause in time you will find…

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it’s all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Let me paint this picture for you, baby

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get’s a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he’s doing to you
What you did to me
Ain’t that the way it goes

You cheated girl
My heart bleeds girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right

But girl I ain’t somebody with a lot of sympathy
You’ll see

Finally, Justin Timberlake breaks up with Cameron Diaz.

January 5, 2007

Justin Timberlake dumped Cameron Diaz, finally. Maybe he watched one of her movies and noticed how obnoxious and skinny she is? Or how mis-proportioned her body is? If you ask me, I think he’s still a little hung-up on Miss Britney Spears. He knows her body has gone to shit, and her face is turning into saggy leather, but he still wants to bang her.. I think. Anyway, I’m not sure on all the details about the break-up and quite frankly I don’t give a shit. I’m just glad it’s over!

Britney Spears getting fired and looking worn-out.

December 31, 2006

I can’t see why they haven’t fired her already. I mean, if I worked at Jive Records, or if I was Larry Rudolph, I’d wake up everyday and start pulling out my hair. Being drunk all the time, puking in front of people, passing out, chain smoking, never being with her children, not wearing panties, looking torn-back all the time.. how is she going to win custody? I mean, WTF is she thinking? And now I don’t want to buy her new album, just because she is such a nasty fuck-up. Anyway, Cindy Adams writes (about her getting fired):

While in New York she was in the studio recording for Jive Records. She worked some nights until 4 a.m. laying down tracks for a new CD. She thinks it’s the makings of a really great album. They don’t.  Talk inside the company is that either it’s redone, or they need to drop it – and her.

Jive fears she’s alienating her fan base. Their fan base. Jive caters to a young music-buyer, and the continued atmosphere – drinking, bingeing, partying, whatevering, photos with no panties for a mother of two infants – is hitting sour notes. Besides, Jive is not in sync with the five tracks Brit delivered … The recording has stopped midway. Nothing more has been done because the company doesn’t yet know what it wants to do.

Spectacular.

Source: Cindy Adams.  

Jessica Simpson wants to be Britney Spears

December 26, 2006

 

I have no clue where Jessica Simpson is from and quite frankly I don’t care. Let me just say this: never before has Jessica talked like Britney Spears until now. All of the sudden Jessica is completely southern? Uh-huh. She’s just an idiot. I haven’t noticed Ashlee Simpson having a crappy southern accent. So what gives? Anyway, the little airhead posted a “message” to her “fans” on her official website over the weekend wishing them a Merry Christmas. Read it, it’s lame.

happy holidays to all of my fans. i am spending much needed family time in the colorado rockies. i send y’all my genuine huge smile hoping it makes its way to brighten your christmas day…very dorky rhyme, but hey what can i say…i am a dork. daisy doesn’t enjoy the role of santa in this picture, but the idea was just too cute to resist. i love all of y’all with my whole heart and my hope is for each and every one of your christmas wishes to come true.

thank you for always inspiring me to be better in everything that i do.

xo jess

all of y’all? WTF is that shit? You know, if she could just get her shit together for five seconds.. do I like John Mayer do I not? Am I a pop singer or not? Did I lip sync on SNL or do I have acid reflux? Wait.. I think I’m getting the idiot sisters confused. Anyway. She’s an idiot!

Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!

Britney on Tuesday trying to make her record sales go up…

December 15, 2006

By buying her own CD! Haha, I love it! It’s so… pathetic!

 

It’s funny though, isn’t it?

Paris Hilton’s Myspace Letter

December 14, 2006

 

Trying to defend Britney Spears’ latest slutty actions, Paris Hilton wrote this bulletin/blog on her myspace account:

I told Brit I’d write a bulletin on here to try to clear some news to at least the people who are on my list…

Lately, you’ve been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her “behavior” and sadly they’re blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we’ve gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else.

Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday. For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her.

She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.

Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them “bad parents” She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn’t care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind.

Love,
Paris

She’s so classy, we just have to believe her.

Britney Spears is getting nastier… again.

December 12, 2006

Before any girls with black hair jump my shit for saying Britney got nastier after she dyed her hair, I’d like to say right now that it’s not the black hair.. it’s the black hair on her. See, because we know Britney with dark hair when she was with K-Fed. She was fat, pregnant, crying, unhappy, and was constantly wearing bright red lipstick. So if she’s trying to make a comeback, she needs to have blonde hair. Because the happy, thin, popular, record-selling, buff Britney has blonde hair. I think she has realized wearing panties will help her comeback, but now someone needs to say, “Britney you look like crap with dark hair.” With the exception of this photo:

I’d also like to add that Britney looks like she is gaining weight again. Which I personally don’t give a crud about, but Americans being the shallow assholes that we are, will care.  She’s been spotted lately eating Jack In The Box and Taco Bell. You’d think she’d know better than that, you know? And she’s always smoking cigs.. if she’s going to be a chainsmoker she might as well replace a meal with a pack of cigs.. what the hell? Go big or go home.