Anna Nicole Smith Dead at 39.

February 9, 2007



I’m back after hiatus.

February 9, 2007

I have been gone from this blog for a month or longer. I was getting tired of reading about the same people and the same stupid problems; immature marriages, premature divorces, addictions.. these people have so much money yet nothing good to do with it. Racist Paris Hilton, drug-addicted Lindsay Lohan, disaster Britney Spears. After a while I stopped caring and started being disappointed in them. But sometimes something happens that pulls you out of a funk. And the death of Anna Nicole Smith did just that. It’s weird, and some of you may not understand, but I must say, it becomes a reality check.

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith.

Big Head Britney Loves Herself.

January 22, 2007


Jenna Jameson’s Life in a Movie?

January 21, 2007

Wouldn’t that just be like.. another porno? But I guess this skank really thinks there’s something deeper and more interesting about her life than normal people so she’s coming out with a movie.. wait no, a movie based on her autobiography, “How To Make Love Like A Porn Star.” And Jenna wants Scarlett Johansson to be the lead. Humm. I’m not quite sure what to say because I think Scarlett may be too mature for this type of sleeze. However, no one thought Fabio would be hit in the face by a bird while on a rollercoaster, so one can’t be too sure, can they? Anyway, when asked about Scarlett playing the role of herself, Jenna said:

“We’re looking at Scarlett. She’s my choice.  I think she’s beautiful.”

Is it just me or does Jenna Jameson look like she’s done just a little too much porn?

Cameron Diaz is hideously tall and crazy.

January 21, 2007

So Cameron Diaz got dumped by Justin “It’s My Dick in a Box” Timberlake. Old news. But apparently now she’s gone stark raving crazy, too! I already disliked her because of her self proclaimed perfection and just generally annoying personality, but now I hate her because she is attacking my idol and fantasy Jessica Biel. Cameron is fug and needs to stay away from buff Jessica! Here’s what Page Six said about her craziness:

Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.”  She then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel – and screamed at the “Illusionist” star. “If that’s how she wants to get him back, it won’t work,” said our insider. “She’s desperate.”

WOW. Not only does Jessica Biel know she’s better than BOTH J.T. and Cameron, she probably wants nothing to do with this Pamela Anderson-esque drama. Get over it, Cameron.

David Arquette talks to Howard Stern.

January 11, 2007


I can’t imagine why David Arquette would go on Howard Stern for any other reason THAN Jennifer Aniston. Okay, Courtney Cox does have that new FX show ‘Dirt’ but honestly, who is really interested in that?? I sort of feel bad for David Arquette, because he probably doesn’t even know Jennifer Aniston that well at all. Jennifer and Courtney are BFF, but they’re probably such stuck up bitches that he’s not allowed to talk to either one of them. And he probably can never bring up the Scream movies. But anyway, he was really polite. Check out his coversation with Howard Stern from Wednesday morning.

On Jen, Brad and Angie:
Howard: How hard it must have been for you, your wife is best friends with Jennifer Aniston, so you’re in the middle of that whole thing.
David: Jennifer’s great. When the marriage ended, it was sad.

Howard: Do you have to act like Brad’s an ass all the time?
David: No, I love Brad, he’s a great guy. He did some stuff that hurt our friend, but you know…

Howard: Do you ever see Jen cry?
David: No, no, never, not one tear shed.

Howard: There was speculation that the whole Vince Vaughn thing wasn’t true, that they never actually dated.
David: No, no, they dated, they really cared about each other.

Howard: How did you hear that Brad split? Did Courtney tell you?
David: Um, we knew, we all knew about it.

Howard: When did you find out he was sleeping with Angelina, did you know that?
David: That part was pretty much a surprise.

Howard: Did you give Jen advice, talk to her about her marriage?
David: In general, I think that if something’s not working out between people, you just move on.

Howard: Well they were working until Angelina came along..
David: Yeah, they wouldn’t have broke up if not for that. [laughs]

But all kidding aside with this whole thing, Jennifer is the greatest girl. Those magazines, they take something and it’s working for them so they play it out, but she’s not really that sad about the whole thing. She’s the greatest, she’s such a sweetheart, she’s so funny.

Howard: I don’t think Jen should hate her, she should hate Brad not Angelina.
David: I don’t think Jennifer hates her either, I don’t think it’s like that. The way they depict it is completely wrong. She’s a very strong woman, she’s totally solid and she’s just got a great attitude.

Howard: Have you talked to Brad?
David: I spoke to him once. We didn’t actually speak, I texted him, I just said congratulations on the baby and he wrote back.

Text message, ha! David isn’t even allowed to call Brad Pitt. I’m sure Courtney Cox said “If you do that, I will divorce you.” Anyway, he seems like a cool guy. What do you think??

Source: Perez Hilton.

Britney’s New Album?

January 9, 2007

 In this video, Britney is bumping songs off her new album. Sounds crappy.

Another reason why Madonna is a bitch!

January 8, 2007

In the new issue of Elle magazine, Gwen Stefani is the main feature. Her picture graces the cover and inside is a full-blown article about the pop star and her life. Elle asks her about Gavin, her Lamb line of clothes, her music, and her new son Kingston. Not on the cover, however, is Gwen’s relationship with Madonna. Why? Because Madonna is a selfish, nasty, spoiled bitch who has somehow forgotton her music is shitty and she’s old and nasty. (If you’re interested in knowing why I loathe Madonna so much, please click her name on the right hand side and read my first entry about her. Then you might hate her, too!) When the magazine asked Gwen about Madonna, she said:

“I remember telling Madonna I was going to do an ’80s dance record, and she rolled her eyes […] she’s like, ‘Whatever.'”

What a fug diva bitch! I swear she must think she can be the only pop star. Hello Madonna, no one likes you anymore because you suck! Sometimes I think she just adopted that kid to get attention.. and now her nannies take care of it and it probably lives in one of her guest houses. She doesn’t even care. She’s such an icky person.


Who do you like better???

If you want to see Ashlee Simpson in a bikini..

January 8, 2007

Then it’s your lucky day! The really famous celebrities haven’t been doing much these last few days, so I’m resorting to putting up a half-nude picture of stinky Ashlee Simpson on my blog. I’m not sure that anyone really likes her, is attracted to her, or even cares that she is still around.. however, she looks pretty decent in a bikini. Minus the bruises. So. Here it is. And here’s to hoping this next week will be way more eventful.

Ivanka Trump hates Rosie O’Donnell. What a shock.

January 6, 2007

Well surprise, surprise! Ivanka, the 25 year old daughter of The Donald, agrees with her fathers harsh arguments. She believes that Rosie “instigated” the fight and that her father is doing what any normal person would do.. fight back. Ivanka is vice president of Donald’s real estate development and has been on the cover of Stuff magazine.. two big accomplishments, right? When asked about the situation between sleezeball Donald her daddy and Rosie, Ivanka said:

“I think it was unfair, it was uncalled for and, quite frankly, there was no reason for it…As my father said, she, too, has had a lot of second chances. You know, there’s nothing surprising about the fact that my dad’s gonna come back with a vengeance anytime anyone says anything negative against him.”

I know the statement made sense and everything, and it’s something you could expect from his daughter.. but is it just me or does the last sentence read “anytime anyone anything”? I don’t know. Anyway.