Britney lies to her fans!

January 5, 2007

 

Britney Spears is full of shit. I thought by dumpin K-Fed she was starting a new, less-trashy her. Instead she actually got worse.. I mean, yeah she wears brand name clothes and stuff like that, but she is drinking much more and appearing in public wayy more sloshed than she used to. I am beginning to be less and less of a Paris Hilton fan, but I still defend Paris when it comes to this: Britney told Paris she couldn’t be seen in public with her anymore because she has a bad reputation! HA! WTF is that? I guess showing your nasty beaver and C-section scars is a good thing? Whatever. I have honestly lost hope that Britney Spears will get her shit together. At this rate, she will probably gain more weight, lose her kids, and be on that one show where all the has-been celebs live in a house together. What’s that show called again? The Surreal Life. Anyway, here’s the crock of shit letter Britney Spears wrote on her homepage to her fans:

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being.Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me”, I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free”. I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

What a load.

Justin Timberlake writes a song about Britney Spears… again.

January 5, 2007

Justin Timberlake is newly single. But he wrote this “I’m so clearly not over what happened to me and I want to ruffle the skirt of a one Miss Britney Spears” song while he was still dating Cameron Diaz. So what gives? Although it goes that Justin broke up with Cameron, maybe she got pissed off by his new CD and gave him some sort of ultimatum? I don’t know. Point is, his new single is titled “What Goes Around (Comes Around)” and Justin just picked Scarlett Johanssen to be in the music video. New love affair? I hope! Here are the mean, true, and funny (short) lyrics from the new song:

 What Goes Around (Comes Around)

Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand

So why your love went away
I just can’t seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way

Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it’s really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should’ve known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It’s breaking my heart to watch you run around
‘Cause I know that you’re living a lie
That’s okay baby ’cause in time you will find…

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it’s all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Let me paint this picture for you, baby

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get’s a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he’s doing to you
What you did to me
Ain’t that the way it goes

You cheated girl
My heart bleeds girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right

But girl I ain’t somebody with a lot of sympathy
You’ll see

Finally, Justin Timberlake breaks up with Cameron Diaz.

January 5, 2007

Justin Timberlake dumped Cameron Diaz, finally. Maybe he watched one of her movies and noticed how obnoxious and skinny she is? Or how mis-proportioned her body is? If you ask me, I think he’s still a little hung-up on Miss Britney Spears. He knows her body has gone to shit, and her face is turning into saggy leather, but he still wants to bang her.. I think. Anyway, I’m not sure on all the details about the break-up and quite frankly I don’t give a shit. I’m just glad it’s over!

Beyonce snubbed for Dreamgirls’ “Listen”

January 5, 2007

Apparently, Beyonce helped co-write the song “Listen” featured in the motion-picture Dreamgirls. Sadly, the academy only allows three names for each song, and they snubbed Big B. Maybe they read my blog and realized what a snotty, stuck-up, annoying bitch Beyonce really is? Humm. One can only hope.

“Officially, she’s listed as one of the song’s four writers, but the motion-picture academy only permits three names – max – as a credit…The Oscars’ songwriting branch has decided to qualify only Henry Krieger, Anne Preven and Scott Cutler for writing “Listen.” No explanation is given for why Beyonce is excluded over the others. Is this just one of those cases of where the singer insisted upon having her name added to credits as part of her performance deal? In media interviews, she’s often said that she was truly involved in its songwriting. Apparently, not to the extent as her three collaborators, according to the Oscars.”

Source: Us Weekly Magazine

Lindsay Lohan gets her appendix out.

January 3, 2007

That’s pretty much it. Here are some pictures of her in case you forgot who the dumb whore is.

 

Britney Spears getting fired and looking worn-out.

December 31, 2006

I can’t see why they haven’t fired her already. I mean, if I worked at Jive Records, or if I was Larry Rudolph, I’d wake up everyday and start pulling out my hair. Being drunk all the time, puking in front of people, passing out, chain smoking, never being with her children, not wearing panties, looking torn-back all the time.. how is she going to win custody? I mean, WTF is she thinking? And now I don’t want to buy her new album, just because she is such a nasty fuck-up. Anyway, Cindy Adams writes (about her getting fired):

While in New York she was in the studio recording for Jive Records. She worked some nights until 4 a.m. laying down tracks for a new CD. She thinks it’s the makings of a really great album. They don’t.  Talk inside the company is that either it’s redone, or they need to drop it – and her.

Jive fears she’s alienating her fan base. Their fan base. Jive caters to a young music-buyer, and the continued atmosphere – drinking, bingeing, partying, whatevering, photos with no panties for a mother of two infants – is hitting sour notes. Besides, Jive is not in sync with the five tracks Brit delivered … The recording has stopped midway. Nothing more has been done because the company doesn’t yet know what it wants to do.

Spectacular.

Source: Cindy Adams.  

Some Women of “The Duel” on MTV

December 30, 2006

 

 

 

Jodi Weatherton, 27, was originally on Road Rules: X-Tream in 2004, but has since appeared in various MTV challenge shows, including The Inferno 2, The Gauntlet 2, and most currently The Duel. Jodie was born on April 1, 1981 and currently lives in Vienna, Virginia. She graduated from Virginia Commonwealth University in 2004 with a major in psychology and currently is working for Nestle Waters North America selling Deer Park Waters. She claims to be a born-again Christian, having just graduated from bible school on May 5th. Her favorite television shows include Grey’s Anatomy and The O.C. Jodi is single, looking for a good, Christian guy to be with. Jodi is often criticized for her new found Christianity because of some of the things she does while on MTV. You can see her Myspace page here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diem Brown, now 25 years old, was first featured on MTV’s Fresh Meat located in Australia in September of 2005. After being chosen for the MTV challenge show, Diem was diagnosed with Stage 2 ovarian cancer. Due to the cancer, Diem had one of her ovaries, several lymph nodes and part of her fallopian tube removed. While going through chemo and treatment, Diem let MTV camera’s follow her on her tough journey. The footage, which could be put together to make a full special, is in production to possibly be aired later this year. Diem is now part of The Duel, and while she gets eliminated in the 14th episode by castmate Aneesa Ferreira, she was a fierce competitor. On the show, Diem removed her wig for the first time for a challenge. She was featured in Glamour and you can read the interview and article with her right here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kina Dean, first featured in the 13th season of Road Rules: X-Tream, has since been brought back by MTV to compete in the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Battle of the Sexes II, The Gauntlet II, and also The Duel. Kina is dating another MTV alum, Randy Barry, from The Real World San Diego. She loses to Svetlana Shusterman in The Duel and is sent home in the 12th episode. Kina graduated from the University of Massachusetts Amhurst with a degree in psychology. You can find out more about MTV star Kina Dean from her info page on Wikipedia, by clicking here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Robin Hibbard, quite possibly one of the most popular MTV reality show stars, made her show debut on The Real World San Diego. Since then, Robin Hibbard has appeared on Battle of the Sexes II, The Inferno II, and now The Duel. Robin is best known for having huge boobs, which she first proclaimed them being real on the first episode of The Real World San Diego. Robin is a former employee of the Coyote Ugly bar. You can see partially nude pictures of Robin Hibbard in a calendar called “The Sexiest Women of Reality TV.” While on the show, Robin assaulted a marine and was thrown into jail overnight. On the 10th episode of The Duel, Robin lost to Aneesa and was sent home. You can see nude pictures of Robin on my blog, by searching for or clicking on her name. To find out additional facts on Robin, you can click here.

Julia Roberts is Pregnant Again. No one cares.

December 29, 2006

So, Page Six unveiled that Julia Roberts is again expecting. Did anyone see when she went on Oprah? She has like, zero personality and she’s a stuck up bitch. Her poor kids have to live their whole rich and pampered lives with crappy names. Hey, let’s not forget Julia Roberts was a homewrecker, too. Danny Moder was in a relationship when she met him. Tisk, tisk.

Her pregnancy is somewhat of a surprise since the star, 39, had so much difficulty with her first effort to start a family with cameraman hubby Danny Moder, 37. In November 2004, she gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia – but only after months of round-the-clock bed rest that followed a scare in which she was rushed to the hospital with false labor.

Source: Page Six 

Rosie O’Donnell wrote on her blog..

December 28, 2006

I know it’s easy to use the letter r in place of “are” when you text message. Just like using the letter u in place of the word “you” and whatnot. Because text message is supposed to be a short, quick message to get the point accross, not a full-blown letter. But when you’re writing a blog, it’s like writing a mini-story, right? So why is Rosie O’Donnell writing blogs that resemble text messages from a 14-year old girl? I don’t know. She wrote this on her site the other night. It’s about the Donald. Semi-interesting. Check it out:

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

choices
every minute
every day
everyone

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube
restrict

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
now
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out –
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says

I’m not even sure what I should say? It’s written horribly, with bad language, and then its very choppy. I guess she’s not only gross but also a bad writer. Gee, who knew!

What happened to Tara Reid’s body?

December 27, 2006

After she reported a bad and botched plastic surgery job, Tara Reid claims that she went to another surgeon who then fixed the mistakes that had been made on her breasts and stomach. While her breasts look great now, her stomach looks like that of a little old lady who tans too much. Skinny, yes, but nasty.. for sure. Her legs have also gotten quite thin. Maybe she’s got a problem, too? Anyway, she’s looking mighty icky these days. Again.

Source: WWTDD