Archive for the ‘Piece of Shit’ Category

Another reason why Madonna is a bitch!

January 8, 2007

In the new issue of Elle magazine, Gwen Stefani is the main feature. Her picture graces the cover and inside is a full-blown article about the pop star and her life. Elle asks her about Gavin, her Lamb line of clothes, her music, and her new son Kingston. Not on the cover, however, is Gwen’s relationship with Madonna. Why? Because Madonna is a selfish, nasty, spoiled bitch who has somehow forgotton her music is shitty and she’s old and nasty. (If you’re interested in knowing why I loathe Madonna so much, please click her name on the right hand side and read my first entry about her. Then you might hate her, too!) When the magazine asked Gwen about Madonna, she said:

“I remember telling Madonna I was going to do an ’80s dance record, and she rolled her eyes […] she’s like, ‘Whatever.'”

What a fug diva bitch! I swear she must think she can be the only pop star. Hello Madonna, no one likes you anymore because you suck! Sometimes I think she just adopted that kid to get attention.. and now her nannies take care of it and it probably lives in one of her guest houses. She doesn’t even care. She’s such an icky person.

 

Who do you like better???

Lindsay Lohan gets her appendix out.

January 3, 2007

That’s pretty much it. Here are some pictures of her in case you forgot who the dumb whore is.

 

Keith Urban is a cheater and addict. Nicole Kidman hates her life.

December 27, 2006

You know, it must sort of get old being Nicole Kidman. I mean, besides being unusually pale and tall, her life always sort of seems to fall to shambles. She was married to Tom Cruise for many years and they were unable to have children.. or so they thought. And after Tom Cruise left her, he eventually became a freakshow that preached Scientology to everyone who would listen and then (allegedly) got Katie Holmes pregnant. I’m sure Nicole Kidman is sitting in a dark room somewhere, bowing her head in shame for having been associated with Tom Cruise for such a long time. “What happened to him?” she must say. And she probably also says something like, “I thought that freak couldn’t have babies?” But, all Tom Cruise bullcrap aside, she seems to get dumped a lot, you know? And now she’s remarried to country nothing Keith Urban. You know, I don’t like country music but if I did I know I wouldn’t like Keith Urban.. with his long hair and his female-looking jewelery. Nicole Kidman is richer than rich. Let’s not forget that even though she hasn’t produced a box office gold movie in a while, she was in Moulin Rouge (sp) and she is the spokeswoman for Chanel No. 5. So her pocketbook is probably mighty heavy. But she’s also pretty famous too. You don’t really hear to many “Britney Spears” type of stories about her, and no one really HATES her, you know? So why Keith Urban? She could be with someone who isn’t all cracked out off of drugs. And now, only months after they’ve been married, Keith is not only in rehab for supposed “alcohol addiction” but there are also stories surfacing of Keith being a raging cheater cocaine addict druggie assface. Some ugly broad is making many claims, that I’m sure she’s getting paid lots of money to do, and pretty much ruining his life and Nicole’s life. They are sad if true, and very serious. Here’s what the little hussy (known to the public as Amanda Wyatt) has to say:

When we made love he never used protection…He told me that he liked that I didn’t pressurise him to get married or have babies…”I tried not to fall in love with him but we were together throughout the whole time he was dating Nicole and engaged to her, right through 2005 and to around May 2006….I’m sorry if I hurt Nicole but I just want to tell the truth and move on. I hope that she finds happiness with him but Keith is a deeply troubled man. I hope for her sake that he sorts himself out. She deserves better.

Who the hell are you to be telling Nicole Kidman who she does or doesn’t deserve? If you really gave a damn about Nicole then you wouldn’t have kept sleeping with Keith Urban, amirite?! Oh what skanks will say to get publicity. Anyway,  here’s a picture with her and the K-Man. They look pretty wasted.

Source: National Nine News 

Donald Trump v. Rosie O’Donnell

December 21, 2006

 

Jesus, talk about the spirit of Christmas. I’m not saying I like Rosie O’Donnell, because I honestly can’t stand her. I don’t care that she’s a lesbian–in fact, that might be the only thing I like about her; she’s a lesbian who stood up for her rights. Other than that, her accent is annoying, she’s loud and outspoken, and she gets completely crazy over stupid stuff (i.e. the Kelly Ripa- Clay Aiken thing.. that was stupid on Rosie’s part). But with that said, I don’t think anyone should make such a MEAN call out the way that Donald Trump did. Worth 5 billion or not, that doesn’t give you the right to be a total fat person-hating prick, Donald! Here’s what happened:

Rosie said: “Because his show ‘The Apprentice’ is starting again in January, he held a big press conference to see if he was going to allow Miss USA, such a prestigious title,” Rosie said on “The View” while rolling her eyes. “It’s basically a model competition . . . They have one question in Miss USA, yeah and they’re like ‘I’d like to cure cancer and end world hunger – and then I’d like to go to Studio 54 and do some crack.'” Rosie continued her rant lashing out at Donald Trump’s decision to give Tara Conner a second chance. “There he is, hair looping, going everyone, everyone deserves a second chance,” she began. “He’s the moral authority? Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair, had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for twenty year olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”She also said she expected him to sue her but added “he’ll probably be bankrupt by that time so I won’t have to worry.”

Donald said:  In turn, Trump, who became aware of the Rosie comments earlier this morning, branded her “a loser.” “Rosie’s been a loser for a long time,” he told Access. Her magazine failed, she got sued. She folded up like a tent.” “Rosie is somebody out of control who really just doesn’t have it and she ought to be careful because I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy,” he said.

Okay, that doesn’t even do justice to what a dickhead Donald Trump was. Check out this article, where I got the pieces of their conversation, and watch the video on it. It’s only like 3 minutes and it will put Donald Trump in a new light for you, no matter how much you hate Rosie O’Donnell. I  mean,  I think Rosie did definitely fuck up on running her mouth about Tara Conner and all that, but Trump attacked her in a way that was unneccessary. I think he could have risen above just as easily. What an assface!

Source: Access Hollywood.  

Lindsay Lohan is still a crack-head.

December 19, 2006

Lindsay is apparently training with strippers so that she can play a topless stripper in her new, Academy Award matierial, movie. So after all this “training” she wrote another crazy e-mail where she proves she is an idiot and she’s not clean and sober. Oh yeah, that’s she’s a dumb bitch, too. Here is excerpts, courtesy of Page Six:

An e-mail she sent to pals last week has the subject title: “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.

“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

Yeah because strippers dance and get naked that makes them c*nts? But Lindsay Lohan cant snort cocaine, take vicodin, wash it all down with Vodka, lie to everyone, cheat and possibly fake a lot of shit.. oh no, she’s not a c*nt! Dumb-ass.

Beyonce sucks, period.

December 17, 2006

USA Today wrote a review on Beyonce’s new movie, Dreamgirls. Here it is:

The weakest link is the stunning Knowles. The camera clearly loves her, and her singing is not in contention, but as an actress, she has a vapid quality. Despite the array of dazzling fashion ensembles, and the effort to channel Diana Ross, her performance remains one-note, particularly in contrast to Hudson’s nuanced portrayal.  The film is worth seeing simply for the on-screen splendor of Hudson, a losing contestant on tv’s American Idol. She’s a natural — musically and theatrically — and delivers a tour-de-force performance.

On top of this, Beyonce was irritated that the spotlight wasn’t focused on her, throughout the movie and while travelling to promote the  movie.  She didn’t want to share the Vanity Fair cover with any of the girls and she didn’t even want them to be in the layout. What a little attention whore! I’m not a HUGE Beyonce fan, so if she has done some other horrible stuff, I don’t know about it. If YOU do, let me know 🙂

Mila Kunis is nasty.

December 15, 2006

Hey, I’m not saying whether I believe in God or not, whether I’m scientologist or not… what I believe is my belief and I keep that to myself. It’s cool for people to be open about what they believe, I actually like it! But for Mila Kunis to say this.. I just lost all respect for her.. her shows (Family Guy & That 70’s Show) and anything else she will do in the future.

I’m Jewish. I don’t believe in that Jesus shit.

(Thanks to Perez for the pic)

Lindsay Lohan says, “This tastes like sh*t!”

December 8, 2006

She’s done something outrageously rude again. Lindsay Lohan (allegedly) spit an hors d’oeuvres back onto the tray because she, apparently, didn’t like it. Skanky Lindsay was at a Hollywood industry party and grabbed an hors d’oeuvres from a passing waiter but after tasting it yelled, “This tastes like shit” and spit it back onto the tray.

As eyes rolled, Ms. Train Wreck snagged a napkin and daintily patted her pie-hole as the horrified waiter tossed his napkin over her disgusting spit-out, stalked straight to the kitchen and dumped the contaminated tray!

She’s such a little nasty bitch, isn’t she? I mean, talk about no manners. The coke is making her write weird letters, and the downers are making her be a little bia, I guess? What do you think??

OJ Simpson is SCUM.

November 17, 2006

You know what? I think everyone knows that OJ Simpson is a wife-murdering, lying, capitalizing, piece of shit. I know that Dave Chapelle onced joked about OJ that his “blackness” wouldn’t allow him to say that he thought OJ was guilty. You see? Even black people.. deep down.. know OJ is a murdered. It kills me that he could do something so heinous as to CUT OFF his wife’s head and stab her lover to death.. and then act as if he didn’t do. Honestly, how does he sleep at night? How does he not have nightmares about his actions? I just don’t understand how people can do these things and then go on with life like nothing is wrong. Once the world sort of coped with the murders, and allowed themselves to gain closure from all of this, OJ resurfaces with more bullshit. Have you heard? He wrote a book called “If I Did It…Here’s How It Happened” (cringing).. It’s a hypothetical tell-all, if you will, stating “how” OJ would have done it, “if” he had. What he “thinks” happened.. How do Nicole Brown’s & Ronald Goldman’s parents deal with his? How does this not just make them want to go kill OJ? He’s such a sick piece of shit, honestly. I hope NO ONE buys his stupid ass book. In fact, I say we all boycott it. It’s GARBAGE from GARBAGE. Who the hell would publish it? HONESTLY. I mean, soo many things are going through my mind.. Words really fail me right now.

I can’t believe.. & Isn’t it strange..

October 31, 2006

I can’t believe…

  • that Katie Holmes really loves Tom Cruise.. no, really, I can’t believe it.
  • Reese Witherspoon didn’t break up with Ryan Phillippe’s jealous ass earlier than this
  • Bob Saget has a new gig on a crappier than crappy, extremely hyped up game show
  • in Scientology based soley on the idea that they believe in Aliens. Whatever.
  • that Lindsay Lohan would ever forgive Paris Hilton for laughing so rudely when Brandon Davis trash talked her, and her parts below.. (“Firecrotch!”)
  • in the idea that Ashlee Simpson actually does a good job as Roxie Hart in Chicago. Yeah, right.
  • in Jessica Simpson, her music, or the fact that she didn’t cheat on Nick Lachey. She’s such a big-head.
  • Helen Hunt won an Oscar for As Good As It Gets. She’s a horrible actress. Period.
  • that Keith Urban is in rehab for alcohol addiction but Nicole Kidman isn’t in rehab for anything. I mean, come on.
  • Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are finally friends again.
  • how mean all of the Carters are to one another on the reality show House of Carters.
  • MTV is growing so much that they now have MTV 3. Is that necessary?
  • that Perez Hilton hates Jennifer Aniston so much, but he loovees her MAN HANDS!
  • Dateline NBC’s show To Catch A Predator isn’t more popular.. It’s fabulous.

Isn’t it strange…

  • how freakishly skinny Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham is?
  • that all the couples that have had their own reality shows on MTV have ended up divorcing? (Carmen & Dave, Jessica & Nick, and Travis & Shanna..)
  • that people are still interested in American Idol? Isn’t it on it’s like, 9th season?
  • that Kelly Clarkson thinks she’s big enough to be a diva and talk shit on real celebrities? Bitch, let’s not forget you became famous from a reality show. KTHX.
  • that Anna Nicole Smith had a baby out of no where and she was never photographed being pregnant?
  • how Katie Couric looks like an alien on CBS but always looked pretty decent on NBC?
  • that Lindsay Lohan had a paranoid attack in her car on Sunday morning around 7ish? (Still partying at 7am and you get paranoid? Maybe that’s because you need sleep. And probably a sandwich, crazy ass.)
  • Carnie Wilson has gained almost all of her weight back since she has G.B. surgery and was on Howard Stern after she got skinny?
  • Fabulous got shot and no one really cared? Haha.
  • That Mischa Barton was photographed going apeshit, crying a river in her car and no one knows why?

All for now. Anything to add, anyone??