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Another reason why Madonna is a bitch!

January 8, 2007

In the new issue of Elle magazine, Gwen Stefani is the main feature. Her picture graces the cover and inside is a full-blown article about the pop star and her life. Elle asks her about Gavin, her Lamb line of clothes, her music, and her new son Kingston. Not on the cover, however, is Gwen’s relationship with Madonna. Why? Because Madonna is a selfish, nasty, spoiled bitch who has somehow forgotton her music is shitty and she’s old and nasty. (If you’re interested in knowing why I loathe Madonna so much, please click her name on the right hand side and read my first entry about her. Then you might hate her, too!) When the magazine asked Gwen about Madonna, she said:

“I remember telling Madonna I was going to do an ’80s dance record, and she rolled her eyes […] she’s like, ‘Whatever.'”

What a fug diva bitch! I swear she must think she can be the only pop star. Hello Madonna, no one likes you anymore because you suck! Sometimes I think she just adopted that kid to get attention.. and now her nannies take care of it and it probably lives in one of her guest houses. She doesn’t even care. She’s such an icky person.

 

Who do you like better???

Madonna is a Dirty Skank.

August 23, 2006

There is nothing that anyone can say to me that would make me think any different of Madonna. If she gave five million dollars to AIDs or breast cancer research, I might raise an eyebrow, but I would still have a deeply rooted hate for her. Here’s why:

There are two girls that are huge Madge fans. They completely worship her and all of her fabulously over-rated crappy dance songs. They save up money for a few months in order to purchase front row seats at one of her stupid concerts. The tickets alone are over 300. So they drive an hour or so, after taking the day off of work, and arrive at the concert. Once they enter, they buy a shitload of stupid Madonna souvenirs. They purchase CDs, posters, tee-shirts.. you name it and I’m sure they bought it. Anyway, along with the tickets the girls also shelled out an extra hundred or so dollars per person in order to get pre-concert backstage passes to meet Madonna. So, the girls haul their bags full of Madonna trinkets to the back, and show their passes to go backstage. Only..

Security: “Sorry, you girls can’t come backstage.”
Girls: “But, we bought these backstage passes. And we’ve already seen someone go back there..”
Security: “Madonna doesn’t allow overweight people backstage before she performs. She doesn’t like surrounding herself with people she feels are lazy. She only allows thin, fit people backstage.”

I fucking kid you not. There is no exaggeration in this story at all. Isn’t Madonna just a bitch? I mean, really. These girls ended up staying for the concert, but I can tell you right now that I definitely would have left.

You know, I already really hated her. She’s annoying, her music sucks, and I think the gap in her teeth is hideously whitetrash. She’s so old and gone through so many stupid phases, I just wish she’d quit. I mean, her trance/dance/r&b/shit music is just…. too tiring to talk about. And why does she go everywhere in a stupid tracksuit? AND FYI… EVITA SUCKED.

Bottom line: The world may love you, but I think you’re a cunt.