In this video, Britney is bumping songs off her new album. Sounds crappy.
Britney Spears is full of shit. I thought by dumpin K-Fed she was starting a new, less-trashy her. Instead she actually got worse.. I mean, yeah she wears brand name clothes and stuff like that, but she is drinking much more and appearing in public wayy more sloshed than she used to. I am beginning to be less and less of a Paris Hilton fan, but I still defend Paris when it comes to this: Britney told Paris she couldn’t be seen in public with her anymore because she has a bad reputation! HA! WTF is that? I guess showing your nasty beaver and C-section scars is a good thing? Whatever. I have honestly lost hope that Britney Spears will get her shit together. At this rate, she will probably gain more weight, lose her kids, and be on that one show where all the has-been celebs live in a house together. What’s that show called again? The Surreal Life. Anyway, here’s the crock of shit letter Britney Spears wrote on her homepage to her fans:
It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being.Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.
The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me”, I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free”. I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
What a load.
Justin Timberlake dumped Cameron Diaz, finally. Maybe he watched one of her movies and noticed how obnoxious and skinny she is? Or how mis-proportioned her body is? If you ask me, I think he’s still a little hung-up on Miss Britney Spears. He knows her body has gone to shit, and her face is turning into saggy leather, but he still wants to bang her.. I think. Anyway, I’m not sure on all the details about the break-up and quite frankly I don’t give a shit. I’m just glad it’s over!
I can’t see why they haven’t fired her already. I mean, if I worked at Jive Records, or if I was Larry Rudolph, I’d wake up everyday and start pulling out my hair. Being drunk all the time, puking in front of people, passing out, chain smoking, never being with her children, not wearing panties, looking torn-back all the time.. how is she going to win custody? I mean, WTF is she thinking? And now I don’t want to buy her new album, just because she is such a nasty fuck-up. Anyway, Cindy Adams writes (about her getting fired):
While in New York she was in the studio recording for Jive Records. She worked some nights until 4 a.m. laying down tracks for a new CD. She thinks it’s the makings of a really great album. They don’t. Talk inside the company is that either it’s redone, or they need to drop it – and her.
Jive fears she’s alienating her fan base. Their fan base. Jive caters to a young music-buyer, and the continued atmosphere – drinking, bingeing, partying, whatevering, photos with no panties for a mother of two infants – is hitting sour notes. Besides, Jive is not in sync with the five tracks Brit delivered … The recording has stopped midway. Nothing more has been done because the company doesn’t yet know what it wants to do.
Source: Cindy Adams.
I know it’s easy to use the letter r in place of “are” when you text message. Just like using the letter u in place of the word “you” and whatnot. Because text message is supposed to be a short, quick message to get the point accross, not a full-blown letter. But when you’re writing a blog, it’s like writing a mini-story, right? So why is Rosie O’Donnell writing blogs that resemble text messages from a 14-year old girl? I don’t know. She wrote this on her site the other night. It’s about the Donald. Semi-interesting. Check it out:
so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king
i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts
didnt u tube
i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow
so tiny books
express in torn images
i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men
it is always old white men
they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
remember the seventies
a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him
no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out –
to party the night away
he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit
and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl
marybeth and christine
be friends with a pimp
this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says
I’m not even sure what I should say? It’s written horribly, with bad language, and then its very choppy. I guess she’s not only gross but also a bad writer. Gee, who knew!
After she reported a bad and botched plastic surgery job, Tara Reid claims that she went to another surgeon who then fixed the mistakes that had been made on her breasts and stomach. While her breasts look great now, her stomach looks like that of a little old lady who tans too much. Skinny, yes, but nasty.. for sure. Her legs have also gotten quite thin. Maybe she’s got a problem, too? Anyway, she’s looking mighty icky these days. Again.
You know, it must sort of get old being Nicole Kidman. I mean, besides being unusually pale and tall, her life always sort of seems to fall to shambles. She was married to Tom Cruise for many years and they were unable to have children.. or so they thought. And after Tom Cruise left her, he eventually became a freakshow that preached Scientology to everyone who would listen and then (allegedly) got Katie Holmes pregnant. I’m sure Nicole Kidman is sitting in a dark room somewhere, bowing her head in shame for having been associated with Tom Cruise for such a long time. “What happened to him?” she must say. And she probably also says something like, “I thought that freak couldn’t have babies?” But, all Tom Cruise bullcrap aside, she seems to get dumped a lot, you know? And now she’s remarried to country nothing Keith Urban. You know, I don’t like country music but if I did I know I wouldn’t like Keith Urban.. with his long hair and his female-looking jewelery. Nicole Kidman is richer than rich. Let’s not forget that even though she hasn’t produced a box office gold movie in a while, she was in Moulin Rouge (sp) and she is the spokeswoman for Chanel No. 5. So her pocketbook is probably mighty heavy. But she’s also pretty famous too. You don’t really hear to many “Britney Spears” type of stories about her, and no one really HATES her, you know? So why Keith Urban? She could be with someone who isn’t all cracked out off of drugs. And now, only months after they’ve been married, Keith is not only in rehab for supposed “alcohol addiction” but there are also stories surfacing of Keith being a raging
cheater cocaine addict druggie assface. Some ugly broad is making many claims, that I’m sure she’s getting paid lots of money to do, and pretty much ruining his life and Nicole’s life. They are sad if true, and very serious. Here’s what the little hussy (known to the public as Amanda Wyatt) has to say:
When we made love he never used protection…He told me that he liked that I didn’t pressurise him to get married or have babies…”I tried not to fall in love with him but we were together throughout the whole time he was dating Nicole and engaged to her, right through 2005 and to around May 2006….I’m sorry if I hurt Nicole but I just want to tell the truth and move on. I hope that she finds happiness with him but Keith is a deeply troubled man. I hope for her sake that he sorts himself out. She deserves better.
Who the hell are you to be telling Nicole Kidman who she does or doesn’t deserve? If you really gave a damn about Nicole then you wouldn’t have kept sleeping with Keith Urban, amirite?! Oh what skanks will say to get publicity. Anyway, here’s a picture with her and the K-Man. They look pretty wasted.
Source: National Nine News
I have no clue where Jessica Simpson is from and quite frankly I don’t care. Let me just say this: never before has Jessica talked like Britney Spears until now. All of the sudden Jessica is completely southern? Uh-huh. She’s just an idiot. I haven’t noticed Ashlee Simpson having a crappy southern accent. So what gives? Anyway, the little airhead posted a “message” to her “fans” on her official website over the weekend wishing them a Merry Christmas. Read it, it’s lame.
happy holidays to all of my fans. i am spending much needed family time in the colorado rockies. i send y’all my genuine huge smile hoping it makes its way to brighten your christmas day…very dorky rhyme, but hey what can i say…i am a dork. daisy doesn’t enjoy the role of santa in this picture, but the idea was just too cute to resist. i love all of y’all with my whole heart and my hope is for each and every one of your christmas wishes to come true.
thank you for always inspiring me to be better in everything that i do.
all of y’all? WTF is that shit? You know, if she could just get her shit together for five seconds.. do I like John Mayer do I not? Am I a pop singer or not? Did I lip sync on SNL or do I have acid reflux? Wait.. I think I’m getting the idiot sisters confused. Anyway. She’s an idiot!
Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!
Lindsay is apparently training with strippers so that she can play a topless stripper in her new, Academy Award matierial, movie. So after all this “training” she wrote another crazy e-mail where she proves she is an idiot and she’s not clean and sober. Oh yeah, that’s she’s a dumb bitch, too. Here is excerpts, courtesy of Page Six:
An e-mail she sent to pals last week has the subject title: “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.
“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”
Yeah because strippers dance and get naked that makes them c*nts? But Lindsay Lohan cant snort cocaine, take vicodin, wash it all down with Vodka, lie to everyone, cheat and possibly fake a lot of shit.. oh no, she’s not a c*nt! Dumb-ass.