Archive for the ‘Bitch Fight’ Category

Cameron Diaz is hideously tall and crazy.

January 21, 2007

So Cameron Diaz got dumped by Justin “It’s My Dick in a Box” Timberlake. Old news. But apparently now she’s gone stark raving crazy, too! I already disliked her because of her self proclaimed perfection and just generally annoying personality, but now I hate her because she is attacking my idol and fantasy Jessica Biel. Cameron is fug and needs to stay away from buff Jessica! Here’s what Page Six said about her craziness:

Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.”  She then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel – and screamed at the “Illusionist” star. “If that’s how she wants to get him back, it won’t work,” said our insider. “She’s desperate.”

WOW. Not only does Jessica Biel know she’s better than BOTH J.T. and Cameron, she probably wants nothing to do with this Pamela Anderson-esque drama. Get over it, Cameron.

Another reason why Madonna is a bitch!

January 8, 2007

In the new issue of Elle magazine, Gwen Stefani is the main feature. Her picture graces the cover and inside is a full-blown article about the pop star and her life. Elle asks her about Gavin, her Lamb line of clothes, her music, and her new son Kingston. Not on the cover, however, is Gwen’s relationship with Madonna. Why? Because Madonna is a selfish, nasty, spoiled bitch who has somehow forgotton her music is shitty and she’s old and nasty. (If you’re interested in knowing why I loathe Madonna so much, please click her name on the right hand side and read my first entry about her. Then you might hate her, too!) When the magazine asked Gwen about Madonna, she said:

“I remember telling Madonna I was going to do an ’80s dance record, and she rolled her eyes […] she’s like, ‘Whatever.'”

What a fug diva bitch! I swear she must think she can be the only pop star. Hello Madonna, no one likes you anymore because you suck! Sometimes I think she just adopted that kid to get attention.. and now her nannies take care of it and it probably lives in one of her guest houses. She doesn’t even care. She’s such an icky person.

 

Who do you like better???

Ivanka Trump hates Rosie O’Donnell. What a shock.

January 6, 2007

Well surprise, surprise! Ivanka, the 25 year old daughter of The Donald, agrees with her fathers harsh arguments. She believes that Rosie “instigated” the fight and that her father is doing what any normal person would do.. fight back. Ivanka is vice president of Donald’s real estate development and has been on the cover of Stuff magazine.. two big accomplishments, right? When asked about the situation between sleezeball Donald her daddy and Rosie, Ivanka said:

“I think it was unfair, it was uncalled for and, quite frankly, there was no reason for it…As my father said, she, too, has had a lot of second chances. You know, there’s nothing surprising about the fact that my dad’s gonna come back with a vengeance anytime anyone says anything negative against him.”

I know the statement made sense and everything, and it’s something you could expect from his daughter.. but is it just me or does the last sentence read “anytime anyone anything”? I don’t know. Anyway.

Rosie O’Donnell wrote on her blog..

December 28, 2006

I know it’s easy to use the letter r in place of “are” when you text message. Just like using the letter u in place of the word “you” and whatnot. Because text message is supposed to be a short, quick message to get the point accross, not a full-blown letter. But when you’re writing a blog, it’s like writing a mini-story, right? So why is Rosie O’Donnell writing blogs that resemble text messages from a 14-year old girl? I don’t know. She wrote this on her site the other night. It’s about the Donald. Semi-interesting. Check it out:

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

choices
every minute
every day
everyone

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube
restrict

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
now
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out –
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says

I’m not even sure what I should say? It’s written horribly, with bad language, and then its very choppy. I guess she’s not only gross but also a bad writer. Gee, who knew!

Donald Trump v. Rosie O’Donnell

December 21, 2006

 

Jesus, talk about the spirit of Christmas. I’m not saying I like Rosie O’Donnell, because I honestly can’t stand her. I don’t care that she’s a lesbian–in fact, that might be the only thing I like about her; she’s a lesbian who stood up for her rights. Other than that, her accent is annoying, she’s loud and outspoken, and she gets completely crazy over stupid stuff (i.e. the Kelly Ripa- Clay Aiken thing.. that was stupid on Rosie’s part). But with that said, I don’t think anyone should make such a MEAN call out the way that Donald Trump did. Worth 5 billion or not, that doesn’t give you the right to be a total fat person-hating prick, Donald! Here’s what happened:

Rosie said: “Because his show ‘The Apprentice’ is starting again in January, he held a big press conference to see if he was going to allow Miss USA, such a prestigious title,” Rosie said on “The View” while rolling her eyes. “It’s basically a model competition . . . They have one question in Miss USA, yeah and they’re like ‘I’d like to cure cancer and end world hunger – and then I’d like to go to Studio 54 and do some crack.'” Rosie continued her rant lashing out at Donald Trump’s decision to give Tara Conner a second chance. “There he is, hair looping, going everyone, everyone deserves a second chance,” she began. “He’s the moral authority? Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair, had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for twenty year olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”She also said she expected him to sue her but added “he’ll probably be bankrupt by that time so I won’t have to worry.”

Donald said:  In turn, Trump, who became aware of the Rosie comments earlier this morning, branded her “a loser.” “Rosie’s been a loser for a long time,” he told Access. Her magazine failed, she got sued. She folded up like a tent.” “Rosie is somebody out of control who really just doesn’t have it and she ought to be careful because I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy,” he said.

Okay, that doesn’t even do justice to what a dickhead Donald Trump was. Check out this article, where I got the pieces of their conversation, and watch the video on it. It’s only like 3 minutes and it will put Donald Trump in a new light for you, no matter how much you hate Rosie O’Donnell. I  mean,  I think Rosie did definitely fuck up on running her mouth about Tara Conner and all that, but Trump attacked her in a way that was unneccessary. I think he could have risen above just as easily. What an assface!

Source: Access Hollywood.  

Tina vs. Paris.. not really a feud.

November 23, 2006

In the newest issue of Us Weekly, there is a section of the magazine titled, “Fight Club.” This is the section where al the celebrities who are feuding are in here, and their cases are states. Then, Hulk Hogan puts in his (stupid) two cents about who he thinks is the winner. (One can only assume that next weeks issue will feature Kelly Ripa vs. Clay Aiken.. click here to find out about their feud.) This week features a bunch of whining celebrities fighting about a bunch of retarded crap.. however, I love this one!.. Tina Fey rocks for this. I must say, I think Paris is great and all, but I am slowing losing steam for her. Anyway, the Us Weekly article reads:

“Paris Hilton sure brought out the mean girl in Tina Fey. “She’s a piece of s–t,” the 30 Rock star sniped to Howard Stern on his Sirius Radio show November 16. “She was unbelievably dumb… [and] looks like a tranny up close.” The Saturday Night Live alum, 36, added that Hilton (who hosted the show in February 2005) refused to poke fun at her sex-tape scandal, but suggested a Jessica Simpson parody. “She was like, ‘I hate her…she’s fat,'” Fey recounted, adding that the heiress, 25, also left “nasty wads of Barbie hair behind wherever she went.” Hilton’s rep calls the comments “extremely rude.”

Isn’t that freaking awesome? Tina Fey has been the only person, that I know of, to call Paris Hilton out on being a stuck-up, snotty little trash talking bitch. Lighten up and make a joke about your sex-tape, already. It’s nothing to see, by the way.. she’s a stiff little snot in the video and plays with her stupid cell phone half the time anyway. Also, when did Jessica Simpson get fat and how come no one told me?? Oh that’s right, Paris, she isn’t fat. She may be dumb, but she isn’t fat. There’s no part of what Tina said that I think is “too mean.” It sucks when people talk about you, doesn’t it Paris? I guess laughing at Brandon Davis’s rant about Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the best choice you made, was it? (While that video of Brandon was funny, it was also mean of Paris to laugh.. but Lindsay is a skank.) Anyway, I now love Tina Fey.. She’s like the TRUTH ANGEL or something.

She’s Only Worth 7 Million.

November 10, 2006

In the words of Brandon Davis, Lindsay Lohan is only worth 7 million dollars, which makes her (to Paris Hilton and her friends) extremely poor. When I first saw the video of Brandon Davis calling Linsday out with Paris Hilton giggling in the background, I thought, “What assholes.” But now that I have read more and more about Lohan, and now with some recent things she has done, I realized.. Brandon Davis just might need some sort of award. Lindsay Lohan is an unbearable bitch.

Does she not remember where she came from? She was a chubby little red-headed girl that was in Disney’s The Parent Trap. In case you guys don’t remember, let me remind you..

So there it is. And hey, I’m not hating on Lindsay because I am a huge fan of Paris Hilton.. although, I do like her. I just think she has gotten far too big for her britches. She isn’t Angelina. She needs to take it a notch down. Recently Lindsay was stopped by a member of the press and asked if she had any advice for Britney Spears. “Regarding what?” she said. When the press made her aware of Britney’s divorce, Lohan sort of laughed and basically said, “I don’t really care.”

Bitch. No one treats Britney that way.

On top of that, Lohan was stopped by papparazzi outside a club one night (after apparently fighting with Hilton in the club and storming out) and she said, “Paris is a cunt.” (Those are fighting words in Hollywood. I’m not sure Lindsay realizes just how much power Paris has? Maybe she should, unfortunately, go be friends with Shanna Moakler..) Then she tried to be sarcastic and say, “Paris is my friend. I love Paris.” It was all supposed to be a burn on Paris, but in my opinion, nothing she can say will ever make anyone forget how badly she was burned by Paris & Brandon when they talked about her for 5 minutes, calling her a “fire-crotch” and saying how dirty she is. Ha. Ha.

I think Lindsay was at her most famous in the picture below, when she had gotten rail-thin and drawn a lot of attention.

But now that she has gained weight back, and become a normal size, no one really cares about her. Her movie bombed.. she’s just another so-so actress in Hollywood. In addition, I read on Perez Hilton’s blog that Lindsay is getting chubby again. (Which I don’t care about really.. but in Hollywood.. everyone cares)..

Maybe she’s on her way to this again?