Britney lies to her fans!

 

Britney Spears is full of shit. I thought by dumpin K-Fed she was starting a new, less-trashy her. Instead she actually got worse.. I mean, yeah she wears brand name clothes and stuff like that, but she is drinking much more and appearing in public wayy more sloshed than she used to. I am beginning to be less and less of a Paris Hilton fan, but I still defend Paris when it comes to this: Britney told Paris she couldn’t be seen in public with her anymore because she has a bad reputation! HA! WTF is that? I guess showing your nasty beaver and C-section scars is a good thing? Whatever. I have honestly lost hope that Britney Spears will get her shit together. At this rate, she will probably gain more weight, lose her kids, and be on that one show where all the has-been celebs live in a house together. What’s that show called again? The Surreal Life. Anyway, here’s the crock of shit letter Britney Spears wrote on her homepage to her fans:

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being.Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me”, I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free”. I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

What a load.

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5 Responses to “Britney lies to her fans!”

  1. dogonablog Says:

    Britney lied to her dogs too. Did you see that she GAVE AWAY Bit-Bit, Lacy and Lucky?

  2. Rettna Says:

    I have this feeling that she is gonna wear out her popularity loooooooooong before she realizes it and be one of those annoying celebs that just never goes away. 😕

  3. Oscar Says:

    I have a gut feeling that she will come back stronger than ever. She will accomplish this by converting to islam and adopting me. I’m 30 years and slighty overweight – but hey: You gotta adopt these days, right??

  4. renaikan Says:

    I doubt she even wrote that herself… I’m sure she had her publicist write that for her.
    I used to think she was cool. Personally, I don’t care about her weight, but I cant stand her trashy ways. I think she is coming back though, she got a new trainer and a new album. Still, as sexy as she may turn out to be… I’ve seen a side to Britney I’d rather not see again.

  5. Oscar Says:

    I’ve done a little poster in honour of our beloved Britney. Check it out:

    Hope you find it interesting or something!

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