Rosie O’Donnell wrote on her blog..

I know it’s easy to use the letter r in place of “are” when you text message. Just like using the letter u in place of the word “you” and whatnot. Because text message is supposed to be a short, quick message to get the point accross, not a full-blown letter. But when you’re writing a blog, it’s like writing a mini-story, right? So why is Rosie O’Donnell writing blogs that resemble text messages from a 14-year old girl? I don’t know. She wrote this on her site the other night. It’s about the Donald. Semi-interesting. Check it out:

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

every minute
every day

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out –
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says

I’m not even sure what I should say? It’s written horribly, with bad language, and then its very choppy. I guess she’s not only gross but also a bad writer. Gee, who knew!


6 Responses to “Rosie O’Donnell wrote on her blog..”

  1. funkybrownchick Says:

    Is this for real??? If so, maybe she was drunk when she wrote it? Hmmm … It’s not as bad as Lin-Lo’s “tribune” to Robert Altman, but it’s close. 🙂

    Be adequite,

    The Funky Brown Chick

  2. charinef Says:

    It’s very choppy indeed. Chinese has this saying goes, Chop Chop, which means want to get something done quick. =D

    Hey babe, can send me link to her blog? Thanks.

  3. fracas Says:

    Bad writing, bad kissing. I agree, she’s gross.

    That’s Rosie!

  4. bestandworstoftimes Says:

    Is it not a poem?

  5. galvanized Says:

    C’mon and be fair…she makes a couple of good points. I am certainly not her biggest fan, but I get the metaphor. She is tired of women being objects and sick that women had come so far only to be thrown back under the scrutiny of males. The press conference angered her as a male absolved a crying, apologetic beauty queen when he himself was in no position to do so as a person. As much as I disagreed with her publicly berating the Trump (which was so wrong), this makes sense. In the future, hopefully, she will see that a two-sided discourse is more advantageous to all involved, but she still has the right to her poetry, as do we all.

  6. Brendan Says:

    Being a member of a politically correct group is no substitute for poetic talent, and Rosie has no talent. She’s just a pretentious Adrienne Rich wannabe with low self-esteem, and she hasn’t anything original to say. I wish she’d just go away and stop picking fights with other, more successful celebrities.

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