You know, it must sort of get old being Nicole Kidman. I mean, besides being unusually pale and tall, her life always sort of seems to fall to shambles. She was married to Tom Cruise for many years and they were unable to have children.. or so they thought. And after Tom Cruise left her, he eventually became a freakshow that preached Scientology to everyone who would listen and then (allegedly) got Katie Holmes pregnant. I’m sure Nicole Kidman is sitting in a dark room somewhere, bowing her head in shame for having been associated with Tom Cruise for such a long time. “What happened to him?” she must say. And she probably also says something like, “I thought that freak couldn’t have babies?” But, all Tom Cruise bullcrap aside, she seems to get dumped a lot, you know? And now she’s remarried to country nothing Keith Urban. You know, I don’t like country music but if I did I know I wouldn’t like Keith Urban.. with his long hair and his female-looking jewelery. Nicole Kidman is richer than rich. Let’s not forget that even though she hasn’t produced a box office gold movie in a while, she was in Moulin Rouge (sp) and she is the spokeswoman for Chanel No. 5. So her pocketbook is probably mighty heavy. But she’s also pretty famous too. You don’t really hear to many “Britney Spears” type of stories about her, and no one really HATES her, you know? So why Keith Urban? She could be with someone who isn’t all cracked out off of drugs. And now, only months after they’ve been married, Keith is not only in rehab for supposed “alcohol addiction” but there are also stories surfacing of Keith being a raging
cheater cocaine addict druggie assface. Some ugly broad is making many claims, that I’m sure she’s getting paid lots of money to do, and pretty much ruining his life and Nicole’s life. They are sad if true, and very serious. Here’s what the little hussy (known to the public as Amanda Wyatt) has to say:
When we made love he never used protection…He told me that he liked that I didn’t pressurise him to get married or have babies…”I tried not to fall in love with him but we were together throughout the whole time he was dating Nicole and engaged to her, right through 2005 and to around May 2006….I’m sorry if I hurt Nicole but I just want to tell the truth and move on. I hope that she finds happiness with him but Keith is a deeply troubled man. I hope for her sake that he sorts himself out. She deserves better.
Who the hell are you to be telling Nicole Kidman who she does or doesn’t deserve? If you really gave a damn about Nicole then you wouldn’t have kept sleeping with Keith Urban, amirite?! Oh what skanks will say to get publicity. Anyway, here’s a picture with her and the K-Man. They look pretty wasted.
Source: National Nine News