Before any girls with black hair jump my shit for saying Britney got nastier after she dyed her hair, I’d like to say right now that it’s not the black hair.. it’s the black hair on her. See, because we know Britney with dark hair when she was with K-Fed. She was fat, pregnant, crying, unhappy, and was constantly wearing bright red lipstick. So if she’s trying to make a comeback, she needs to have blonde hair. Because the happy, thin, popular, record-selling, buff Britney has blonde hair. I think she has realized wearing panties will help her comeback, but now someone needs to say, “Britney you look like crap with dark hair.” With the exception of this photo:
I’d also like to add that Britney looks like she is gaining weight again. Which I personally don’t give a crud about, but Americans being the shallow assholes that we are, will care. She’s been spotted lately eating Jack In The Box and Taco Bell. You’d think she’d know better than that, you know? And she’s always smoking cigs.. if she’s going to be a chainsmoker she might as well replace a meal with a pack of cigs.. what the hell? Go big or go home.