I thought seriously about posting all of Britneys pictures where she wasn’t wearing panties but.. I don’t know that I have enough bandwidth! I just don’t know what she’s thinking? It seems like she isn’t making ANY attempts to even cross her legs? It’s terrible, really. If you are curious like myself, you can see the uncensored photos here.
Here is a list of things I think Britney Spears
needs absolutely has to work on:
- Don’t be such a smoker. She should quit smoking.. or at least try. I’d MUCH rather see her have a nicorette patch on the middle of her forehead than see her burning down a Camel unfiltered everywhere she goes. Brit, you’ve got babies! Smelling like smoke is extremely unattractive not to mention bad for those little baby lungs!
- Get a stylist. Not that I didn’t think that little green dress from the other night wasn’t sexy or anything, but she’s always holding her shoes. Shoes go on your feet, you silly pop star! She also needs to get help with her chipped nail polish, bad jewelery, and undergarmets (or lack there of, right now).
- Ken Paves, where the hell are you? I mean, Britney’s got to have a shitload of money. Her net worth is some insane figure like, 32 million. Can she not afford good hair extensions? It looks like she used hair gel on the top of her head to slick back her real hair, and then instead of tying or clipping in her extentions, she just ratted her hair in the back so they wouldn’t fall out. Seriously nasty.
- New friends. Paris is a shit-talker. She turned on Nicole Richie, who WAS her BFF (although they have now rekindled their friendship), so what makes Brit think she won’t throw her under the bus? Plus, I have a sneaking suspicion that Paris might be an alcoholic. Does Britney really need another problem in her life?
- A man. Maybe not right away, but eventually I’d like to see Britney with someone legit. Maybe Zach Braff or someone like that? Anyone but a singer because I’m really sick of “I’ll get you back with this pop song!” type of albums.
I really, really, really wanted Brit to make a comeback, you know? But damn. Brit is getting soo fug.