Jared Leto used to be a hunk. In fact, I used to really want to jump his stuff, you know? But ever since he dogged beauty Scarlett Johanssen, and then hooked up with skanky Lindsay Lohan, he’s totally lost my respect. Then he gained 30 pounds for some “movie” he was in that I never heard of or saw in theatres, and then never lost it. So on top of being a fat divo, he’s now turned EXTREMELY EMO. His stupid crappy emo band, 30 Seconds To Mars, apparently makes him wear black eye make-up like a cheap hooker on 9th Street. To make Jared Leto even more of a mess that cannot be helped, he is now dating Tila Tequila.
EDIT: For those of you who do not have myspace, let me fill you in. Tila Tequila is a skanky, gross, very tattooed, cheap girl who’s whored many magazine covers (somehow she got on Playboy) and is a huge whore of Myspace. She thinks she’s a singer (think Britney Spears meets Bjork meets Hansen meets Garbage.. it’s just that: garbage!) and a model.. but all of her modeling shots are somehow naked or porn. So, I really can’t stand her. She tries too hard to be sexy and punk rock. Just be yourself, cause we know your name isn’t really TILA TEQUILA!!
Anyway, getting back to the original story. Jared Leto is nasty trash now. He is such a divo. I cannot stand him. And now Tila Tequila thinks she’s really “famous” because Jared Leto is dating her. What she doesn’t know is that Jared Leto is going down the poop shoot and he’s really not even that famous anymore!! He probably has like, 2 thousand in the bank with lots of credit card debt!! (Buying all that eye-liner and STD medicine to cure his Lindsay Lohan mistake is costing him!!) Blahk. I just want them to both disappear from the media. Do us all a favor and go bye-bye.
The turds are pictured below.
…………….See what I mean?