ashlee simpson is still dumb.

You know what I think? I think Ashlee Simpson is a little faker. She put out her debut album, “I Am Me” in hopes to tell the world about how she was treated like trash as a kid, always living in the shadow of her more beautiful and talented older sister, Jessica. She wants us to believe that, because she died her hair black and now wears converse, that even though her parents are rich as hell and she has every thing she’s ever wanted, she has lived an emotionally terrible childhood. Bitch, get over it. I hate it when celebrities whine about their “problems” and expect listeners to really give a shit. It’s funny because Ashlee claimed she was soo different than Jessica, and that she didn’t want to sing pop music, blah blah blah. And after the release of her second album, “L.O.V.E.”, she gets plastic surgery on her nose and chin (and probably her chubby, little sister body) and comes out with this shiteous album “Invisible.” Her music video for the song Invisible is her wearing a bra and boxing shorts in a boxing ring. Does she know that Hilary Swank is the only woman in Hollywood to pull this off? And anyway, the song sucks and the music video just made it more shitty. I lost respect for Ashlee a long time ago. Not when she got caught lip-syncing on SNL.. no, that sucked but what pissed me off was when she blamed it on her band. “MY BAND STARTED PLAYING THE WRONG SONG AND.. [EXCUSES, EXCUSES, EXCUSES!]” That is really low. Your band gets paid one percent of what you do, they follow your skanky ass around the country, listening to you bitch and moan about your horrible life, and they remain nothing but loyal to you in hopes of breaking out one day. But then you, Ashlee, go and blame your fuck-up on them? Not cool. I think Ashlee and Jessica are probably two of fakest THE MOST FAKE girls in Hollywood. And they go home every night to their weirdo daddy and they all have satanic sayances. Yep, that’s what happens. They’re evil!


2 Responses to “ashlee simpson is still dumb.”

  1. The Boy Who Likes To... Says:

    “living in the shadow of her more beautiful and talented older sister” – A genius reason to make an album.

  2. Amy Says:

    God I know! Thing is she’s now morphed into Jessica which I so don’t get..she was much funkier with her real nose.

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