What Could This Be??

  1. Something disgusting
  2. Something that induces vomit
  3. Something lazy
  4. Something that makes yours, and everyones lives around you, miserable.
  5. Something controlling
  6. Something unloyal and deceiving
  7. Something that has climbed, fallen or never was on the social ladder
  8. Something who generally sucks at life
  9. Something that creates drama out of small crap
  10. Something driving a hideous shitty Camry from the early 90’s
  11. Something who gets attention by whoring itself on Myspace in hopes just one person says “U Look Hott” on it’s page and then other people might see, somehow making them want to comment it as well.
  12. Something that manipulates and lies
  13. Something with unattractive physical attributes.. meaning something that fell out of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down, and apparently landed in a puddle of fat and then drank asshole juice.
  14. Something so arrogant that you really have to ask yourself, “Does it really think it is.. anything?”
  15. Something extremely tiresome to deal with.
  16. Something forceful and pushy.

Give up? That something is a LAUREN!! And we just can’t stand her and couldn’t be happier to see her go. I guess there’s only so much lying, fight-starting, and shit-talking (on your own boyfriend!) that one can stand, isn’t there?

Bye bye, don’t let the door hit you on your “barfugly” ass on the way out, bitch!


4 Responses to “What Could This Be??”

  1. The Boy Who Likes To... Says:

    I thought you were talking about me for a momnet then. 😀 lol

    Take it you don’t like this girl then?

  2. buttons Says:

    oh dear! did she do something wrong by any chance?!

  3. Amy Says:

    Ooh she sounds evil. Why were you friends with her to begin with?

  4. jennesis Says:

    oh, u mean!

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