I can’t believe…
- that Katie Holmes really loves Tom Cruise.. no, really, I can’t believe it.
- Reese Witherspoon didn’t break up with Ryan Phillippe’s jealous ass earlier than this
- Bob Saget has a new gig on a crappier than crappy, extremely hyped up game show
- in Scientology based soley on the idea that they believe in Aliens. Whatever.
- that Lindsay Lohan would ever forgive Paris Hilton for laughing so rudely when Brandon Davis trash talked her, and her parts below.. (“Firecrotch!”)
- in the idea that Ashlee Simpson actually does a good job as Roxie Hart in Chicago. Yeah, right.
- in Jessica Simpson, her music, or the fact that she didn’t cheat on Nick Lachey. She’s such a big-head.
- Helen Hunt won an Oscar for As Good As It Gets. She’s a horrible actress. Period.
- that Keith Urban is in rehab for alcohol addiction but Nicole Kidman isn’t in rehab for anything. I mean, come on.
- Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are finally friends again.
- how mean all of the Carters are to one another on the reality show House of Carters.
- MTV is growing so much that they now have MTV 3. Is that necessary?
- that Perez Hilton hates Jennifer Aniston so much, but he loovees her MAN HANDS!
- Dateline NBC’s show To Catch A Predator isn’t more popular.. It’s fabulous.
Isn’t it strange…
- how freakishly skinny Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham is?
- that all the couples that have had their own reality shows on MTV have ended up divorcing? (Carmen & Dave, Jessica & Nick, and Travis & Shanna..)
- that people are still interested in American Idol? Isn’t it on it’s like, 9th season?
- that Kelly Clarkson thinks she’s big enough to be a diva and talk shit on real celebrities? Bitch, let’s not forget you became famous from a reality show. KTHX.
- that Anna Nicole Smith had a baby out of no where and she was never photographed being pregnant?
- how Katie Couric looks like an alien on CBS but always looked pretty decent on NBC?
- that Lindsay Lohan had a paranoid attack in her car on Sunday morning around 7ish? (Still partying at 7am and you get paranoid? Maybe that’s because you need sleep. And probably a sandwich, crazy ass.)
- Carnie Wilson has gained almost all of her weight back since she has G.B. surgery and was on Howard Stern after she got skinny?
- Fabulous got shot and no one really cared? Haha.
- That Mischa Barton was photographed going apeshit, crying a river in her car and no one knows why?
All for now. Anything to add, anyone??