I have no clue where Jessica Simpson is from and quite frankly I don’t care. Let me just say this: never before has Jessica talked like Britney Spears until now. All of the sudden Jessica is completely southern? Uh-huh. She’s just an idiot. I haven’t noticed Ashlee Simpson having a crappy southern accent. So what gives? Anyway, the little airhead posted a “message” to her “fans” on her official website over the weekend wishing them a Merry Christmas. Read it, it’s lame.
happy holidays to all of my fans. i am spending much needed family time in the colorado rockies. i send y’all my genuine huge smile hoping it makes its way to brighten your christmas day…very dorky rhyme, but hey what can i say…i am a dork. daisy doesn’t enjoy the role of santa in this picture, but the idea was just too cute to resist. i love all of y’all with my whole heart and my hope is for each and every one of your christmas wishes to come true.
thank you for always inspiring me to be better in everything that i do.
xo jess
all of y’all? WTF is that shit? You know, if she could just get her shit together for five seconds.. do I like John Mayer do I not? Am I a pop singer or not? Did I lip sync on SNL or do I have acid reflux? Wait.. I think I’m getting the idiot sisters confused. Anyway. She’s an idiot!
Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!
December 27, 2006 at 7:51 am
I think it all fell apart for her when she left Nick – I liked her much better then. She was still stupid, but in a funny, cute way – not the complete idiot way she is now.
December 28, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Thats a really scary photo, dont you think? eeeeeeee
January 3, 2007 at 9:13 pm
With her startling disclosure, Jessica Simpson has again caught the attention of paparazzi. She said – she was banned from singing at congregations in
the church as she was considered too sexy to sing Christian music. Enough is enough – Jessica Simpson. We must be ready to get another sizzling aspect of
Jessica Simpson. Let she cook up her own story.